11/09/2004
The cool school
Why do we have classes like Biology. Why are there classes on math. What we need are classes like: How to lie, How to get a job, how to make extra money on the side, Mixed Drinks 101, Bartending...you know. Stuff we're gonna use in the realworld. I want something like Rap History. I need to take Cooking for Dumbasses. Power sleeping 211. Money laundering 385. Come on. Give me something I can use. Dealing Crack 111. Thats what we really need. How to not look like a retard when you're waiting for something. How to talk like a G. Does anybody else know of a class they would like to take? If we get enough, we just might start our own university!
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we've got "Jewish Sexuality in movies." you get to watch Zoolander.
a class on money laundering? taking a class on it is almost as bad as looking it up in a dictionary..."concealing the source of funds by channeling them through an intermediary..." or something like that. god its early.
i would like to see a class on throwing a proper bitch fit.
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a class on money laundering? taking a class on it is almost as bad as looking it up in a dictionary..."concealing the source of funds by channeling them through an intermediary..." or something like that. god its early.
i would like to see a class on throwing a proper bitch fit.
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