4/27/2005
Amityville Horror-fied!
Amityville Horror is, byfar, the scariest movie I have ever seen. I'm so serious. I almost peed. There was all types of demons running around and shit, making this dude go crazy, scarin the kids...
I really love scary movies, but most don't ACTUALLY scare me. This one had me jumping all crazy and freakin out at every shadow when I came out. I swear this is the one scary movie that beats all other scary movies. Seriously, this is the scary movie to have on hand. I'm buyin this one when it comes out on DVD for sure! If you haven't already seen it...do it. You won't regret it...unless you have a heart condition. Then you might die...but it's cool though, because you'll go out watching a kick-ass movie.
Currently Listening to: "Rollin'" - Limp Bizkit
4/25/2005
SO DUB!
Game Review Time:
Midnight club 3: Dub Edition came out last last Wednesday, but being the super sneaky and intuitive ninja that I am, I got it a day early. I felt pretty privileged to be the ONLY one in LC to have this game at that time. Anyway, it has subsequently taken over my life. I'm sure I would have found some other idle distraction to keep me from my homework, but this game is my current excuse. I swear this is the best racing game on the market...all you GT4 addicts can just keep your "realism" comments to yourself. If I wanted pure realism I wouldn't be playing video games now would I? Plus GT4 has a SUPER realistic damage engine now doesn't it...OH WAIT - THERE IS NO DAMAGE IN GT4!!!! Well, that doesn't seem to realistic to me. BUT ANYWAY, I've said little about MC3DE. DUB magazine worked with Rockstar on this one to create the most entertaining and fully customizeable racer out right now. Dub adds all the details and options to cars that you could ever want. I don't think there is a part on a car that I have wanted to change, but couldn't...because I can change EVERYTHING. MC3 gives you the option of buying and selling cars, customizing them, and making a profit, racing for money and cars...and everything in both previous Midnight Club games...and more! Every car is fully customizable - Here is a breakdown of what you can change on just about EVERY car:
- paint color
- paint type (matte, gloss, metallic, pearlescent, color shift)
- window tint and color
- rim color (chrome, gold, yellow, blue, red, green...etc.)
- brake caliper color
- exhaust pipe color
- trim color
- nitrous emission color
- neon color
- neon flash option
- window decals
- window decal color
- vinyl decals
- vinyl decal color
- license plate letters
- license plate state
- license plate year
- body kits
- lift kits
- a billion different rim choices
- rim size
- ride height
- hoods
- carbon fiber options
- chop top options
- motorcycle rider
- motorcycle rider outfits
- engine enhancements
- much more I can't even think of right now
There is so much to do in this version. There are optional city races you can do for fun or extra cash. The character races return, where you can flash your lights at a potential opponent and go to a race point to start. A new edition to this game are tournaments where the prize is a vehicle and a large amount of cash. There are also "car exclusive" races that you may only enter if you are driving a: luxury vehicle, sport bike, truck or turner, respectively. This game is so cool. I've been playing for two weeks in lieu of homework, logged 20+ hours and STILL am only around 50% complete. BUY THIS GAME.
4/22/2005
Google = Search
How do you get there? I dunno...google it. What the hell is THAT? Beats me, I'll google it. Who the F is this guy? Ummm, we'll google him and find out.
I believe that pretty soon, the word "google" will become synonymous with "search." Google also means "to look for answers" In the future teachers will say: "I want you to google a topic and write about it." or kids will go on a "scavenger google." When somebody is lost in the mountains, the government will send out a "google and rescue team." If you're trapped in a cave you will try to "google a way out" You'll be able to "google for gold" "google for your path in life" and even "google for your long lost brother"
I even think other search engines will crumble under the pressure of trying to be like google. Pretty soon "search engine" will become "google engine" and then Google.com will become a "google google engine" I think google's great so I'm not opposed to google taking over the world (if it comes to that) but if you're opposed, you may need to "google for a different country to live in"
I believe that pretty soon, the word "google" will become synonymous with "search." Google also means "to look for answers" In the future teachers will say: "I want you to google a topic and write about it." or kids will go on a "scavenger google." When somebody is lost in the mountains, the government will send out a "google and rescue team." If you're trapped in a cave you will try to "google a way out" You'll be able to "google for gold" "google for your path in life" and even "google for your long lost brother"
I even think other search engines will crumble under the pressure of trying to be like google. Pretty soon "search engine" will become "google engine" and then Google.com will become a "google google engine" I think google's great so I'm not opposed to google taking over the world (if it comes to that) but if you're opposed, you may need to "google for a different country to live in"
4/20/2005
The office life
I love this office life. I think I was born for this. When somebody hands me a letter and a stack of enclosures and says "only this CC needs an enclosure so make copies in that order with the PDF CDs as enclosure three and the legal pages underneath. Make sure you certify that original doc and send another copy of the PDF file to the distribution list" I almost pass out. I love this whole paper pushing atmosphere...and I realize that isn't normal. I know I've said before that I love the office supplies, networking and flourescent lighting but...everything here is so...ordered, so organized. I love it. I was made for this.
4/18/2005
It's too hot under the sun
I never realized how hard it is to achieve bliss. The simple pleasures in life are lost when school is your mother, your brother and your boss. School dictates your life and you can't even post...I can't even post...I can't even see. Past these books is a stack of work. Past the work is my laptop, filled with blank word documents waiting to be filled. WHERE AM I? lost in this blizzard of homework and studying for tests that won't ever matter after this semester and the impact they may have on the almighty "GPA" School has taken over my mind...I'm struggling with the concept...but I have an idea that if I relax and accept the parasite...it will be much easier to turn into whatever it wants me to be. I will become the studying, writing, calculating, analyzing student that I've forever shunned. My existence will become important only to one thing: serve and complete. I will graduate. I will succeed. But here's where my mind wraps around itself looking for an answer that isn't even there: If I succeed at something that changed me in the process, have I succeeded, or have my goals shifted?
Maybe when I graduate I'll make more sense.
Currently Listening to: "Indecisive" - Chimaria
4/11/2005
DICK WAS NAIRED!
Figure 1
This weekend..
DICK WAS NAIRED!
Can you belive it? I got pictures to prove it. He didn't want to because he thought it might make him gay, but we convinced him that it was super sexy and all the ladies would love it. He finally consented and we presented him with two types of Nair, one to try on each leg. On the right leg, as seen in figure 1, is the "Nair foam" a new type of hair removal foam that works like the lotion...except that it's foam. Foam is a fun word to say. FOAM. On the left leg you can see the original Nair lotion. Both Nairs worked extremely well considering the copious amount of ape hair that was attached to Dick's legs. I can't even believe it all came off. FOAM. (ha! that's just fun to say) Anyway, that's what happened. Then all the girls started jumping on him, and he died of suffocation.
Figure 1 and...a half, kind of
Currently Listening to: "What's Golden" - Jurrassic 5
4/08/2005
Jobs that suck
I was just watching the Ice Cream Truck pass by my house, and it got me thinking about the absolute worst jobs you could have (no offense to anybody who drives an Ice Cream Truck)
Seriously, think about how annoying it would be to drive around town, looking for little kids to hustle, with the SAME SONG PLAYING ALL DAY LONG! For real, that song is annoying when the truck passes my house...but when I think about the guy in the truck...he has to listen to that song all day long. Really, that has got to be one of the worst jobs out there.
Also, I think that being a Janitor at an elementary school would suck. I mean, I know a dudes who are Janitors (none at elementary schools) but their job isn't all that bad. But I've come to the conclusion (after spending 5 years doing research at an elem. school) that little kids throw up. A lot. So the percentage of the workload that is composed of cleaning up puke must be pretty high - and that has got to lick. Seriously, would you want to clean up puke all day? Especially little kid puke, because little kids almost never make it to the toilet, they just puke in class and all over the hall, and you know those little nose-pickers ate spaghetti for lunch - all red with chunks of beef and peices of noodles because they don't chew anything more than twice.
That guy who cleans up the poo at zoos has to have it horrible. Seriously, his whole job is just to pick up animal poo. "Cage Cleaner" or whatever. I guess it could be considered interesting because he get's to see all kinds of different poo...
The elephant cage must lick though. Elephant poo is huge. I think you have to shovel that poo out...
I wonder if he even smells anymore...does he smell poo after all day of smelling poo? Poo, Poo, Poo, poopity poopity poo.
Hmmm...I feel like I'm missing some, I'm sure there's a couple more horrible jobs out there. What do you think? What is the worst job in the Universe?
Music from the commute: "Get out of Denver" - Bob Seger
Seriously, think about how annoying it would be to drive around town, looking for little kids to hustle, with the SAME SONG PLAYING ALL DAY LONG! For real, that song is annoying when the truck passes my house...but when I think about the guy in the truck...he has to listen to that song all day long. Really, that has got to be one of the worst jobs out there.
Also, I think that being a Janitor at an elementary school would suck. I mean, I know a dudes who are Janitors (none at elementary schools) but their job isn't all that bad. But I've come to the conclusion (after spending 5 years doing research at an elem. school) that little kids throw up. A lot. So the percentage of the workload that is composed of cleaning up puke must be pretty high - and that has got to lick. Seriously, would you want to clean up puke all day? Especially little kid puke, because little kids almost never make it to the toilet, they just puke in class and all over the hall, and you know those little nose-pickers ate spaghetti for lunch - all red with chunks of beef and peices of noodles because they don't chew anything more than twice.
That guy who cleans up the poo at zoos has to have it horrible. Seriously, his whole job is just to pick up animal poo. "Cage Cleaner" or whatever. I guess it could be considered interesting because he get's to see all kinds of different poo...
The elephant cage must lick though. Elephant poo is huge. I think you have to shovel that poo out...
I wonder if he even smells anymore...does he smell poo after all day of smelling poo? Poo, Poo, Poo, poopity poopity poo.
Hmmm...I feel like I'm missing some, I'm sure there's a couple more horrible jobs out there. What do you think? What is the worst job in the Universe?
Music from the commute: "Get out of Denver" - Bob Seger
4/06/2005
Cellulite is not very light
Cellulite
is not very light
it won't even fly
if you strap it to a kite
don't ask me why
it's chewy when it dries
or when you burn it
it smells like french fries
is not very light
it won't even fly
if you strap it to a kite
don't ask me why
it's chewy when it dries
or when you burn it
it smells like french fries
I'M BORED TOO!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
