The Vision

• I flush the toilets here but not other public bathrooms. I use my shoe to flush because I still don't like to touch the handle. I always think about not flushing it, but rationalize with this phrase "It's NASA, you have to flush" I also use the same stall everytime.
• I drive way faster on site because I know there are no cops. When I drive the government vehicle, usually the Excursion, I turn up the bass really high and listen to this tape that is always in there (Talking Heads). Every time I get in this vehicle, I think about stealing the tape, but I know that would be wrong...and I would get caught probably. I think I'll buy that CD.
• I know this guy named Chuck. Whenever anybody passes anybody in the hall onsite, they say "Hi" or "Howyadoin" or "Whatsgoinon" When I see Chuck, I like to say "What's up Chuck" He doesn't like that too much but I think its really funny...Up Chuck...HA!
• I try not to look at the clock at all. I think it makes the time go faster if you don't look. I'm not looking right now. I have a little peice of paper taped to my computer screen where my clock is so I can't look at it. I don't look at the wall clock either. Most of the time, I don't know what time it is...scary.
• I answer the phone like this "NASAmanager'sofficethisisBrett" Even if I know the person calling is my mom...or Crazy Eric. Sometimes I accidentally answer my cell phone like that too.
• I wouldn't like to seem arrogant but...I have impeccable parking skills.

Currently Listening to: "Elevator Music" - I DON'T KNOW!!

# vision related by Psychomoore @ 9:05 AM